I stole this from my own livejournal. Don't tell anyone.

I woke u late for y first class at 12:20 I figured this was ok ecause I could get soe uch needed work finished I' not doing work anyore ecuase I realied that y keyoard is roken The "" key the "" key the "" key the "" key and the "" key don't work Neither do the eriod or coa unctuation arks The noral enter key doesn't work so I have to use that fucked u vertical one on the side of the keyoard net to all the nuers

This is unfortunate

I want to kill yself