Bantha Fodder
All right, first things first, we suck at keeping this blog up. I feel sorry for any one who actually reads this thing hoping to see what is going on in the lives of the Skits. But we did have a good show a while back, semester is almost over, etc. That's not what I'm here to talk about. I'm here to tell you of the funniest thing I have seen in time immemorial.
For reasons I don't want to understand, I turned on my TV today to find that it was playing in slow-motion. I'm not really sure I can convey how hilarious it is to watch Seinfield with every thing occuring at half speed. The dialouge is so bass as to be nearly incomprehensible - even the women speak like Xerxes in 300, their voices smooth like warm oil on well worn leather and deep as thunder. The theme song sounds like a funeral dirge played by the phantom of the opera. But by far the funniest thing is the laughter. It's like the entire audience is of the Hutt family, delivering deep belly laughs after each punchline:
"Iiiiiiit'ssssss aaaaaahhhhh jjuuuuunnnniorrrrrrr mmmmintttddd"
"HOHOHOHOHOHO"
For reasons I don't want to understand, I turned on my TV today to find that it was playing in slow-motion. I'm not really sure I can convey how hilarious it is to watch Seinfield with every thing occuring at half speed. The dialouge is so bass as to be nearly incomprehensible - even the women speak like Xerxes in 300, their voices smooth like warm oil on well worn leather and deep as thunder. The theme song sounds like a funeral dirge played by the phantom of the opera. But by far the funniest thing is the laughter. It's like the entire audience is of the Hutt family, delivering deep belly laughs after each punchline:
"Iiiiiiit'ssssss aaaaaahhhhh jjuuuuunnnniorrrrrrr mmmmintttddd"
"HOHOHOHOHOHO"
posted by Dan Kenkel at 6:35 PM
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