Hey, does everyone remember when we restarted the blog? It was really cool and there was stuff written on it like everyday. But that was a long time ago, now lost beneath the sands of time, slowly decaying under our feet...Until one day, one man stood up for what He believed in. He even ended sentences in prepositions and didn't care, just because He wanted to. He brought back the blog because He wanted to tell the world about the Skits' next show. And so He typed:

The Skits-o-Phrenics will be hosting a sketch comedy festival featuring the super-cool group Boris' Kitchen (from Brandeis University) and Cornell's own improvisationally humorous group of performers, The Whistling Shrimp!
The show will be at the Statler Auditorium on March 9 at 8 pm for the low low price of $5! But wait, there's more. Not only does that $5 get you a great comedy show, it also gets you a complementary ticket stub!

And then He resumed writing a paper in the library.