Old School Revenge

So i hear everybody saying they wish they were nicer, well not this cowboy, being a nice guy is always getting in my way. case in point:
I'm in the AD White reading room, doing some drawing on the long desk and even though the room is pretty much deserted this clean-cut ILR lookin' dude sits down 1 spot away. Now, i'm gettin' my draw on, jammin' out to some Cake and CCR, and this dude, he shushes me, he shushes me cuz my headphones are too loud -he shushes Creedence cuz my headphones are too much for him.
Now, for some reason i immediately apologize and turn down my music and then spend the next 10 minutes regretting it and feeling dumb. When i see he has taken off his coat and draped it over his chair, i decide to act. I go up to the librarian and am all 'could i please trouble you for just a little bit of tape? Much appreciated' y'know, workin' the whole nice guy angle.
Well, i come back to our shared desk and start to pack my things, first tearing off a piece of paper from my drawing. I gather my things and make to leave, my hand barely brushing his coat as i exit. I doubt he ever knew i did it, but if you saw a turdish looking guy walking around campus today with a sign on the back of his coat that read 'HUGE TOOL' know that justice was done by my hand!
Yeah sucka! Vengence is mine! Bringing it back to the 3rd grade on your sorry ass! What!!