Never understimate the power of a Jean Burger

Dude, contrary to previous posts, Mike was not in ithaca all week. he was far far from ithaca, or indeed from any civilization at all aside from an expensive gas station and a Tigre Geant. I was at a camp with the ski team in Gatineau, Quebec, away from cell service, internet, and TV (except for whatever the generic canadian public station is. CTV i think its called. hockey 14 hours of the day and half-hearted news programs the rest. The whole time i was like, would it kill them to just run football scores at the bottom of the screen while they talk about the opening of the new opera house and discuss tonights senators game? the answer, by the way, is yes.) The highlight of the trip was definetely eating at the local "Jean Burger." One can't really drive by a sign like that every day and not stop in to see what it's about. Wouldn't be too surprised if someone found there were actual bits of Jean in the burger. Good though.

I got back yesterday and had 45 EMAILS, mostly from skitsos saying things like "yes, i'll be there" or "i totally have a crush on so and so." (I think that one was from Scott). So im back now, you can all stop worrying. come and get me when you want me. just remember, Canadian beer is expensive and the Pheonix Coyotes suck.

today's song: Born in the freakin' USA - Da Boss