"Subaru Forrester Squadron, go!"

First off, lemme just say that yesterday was fucking gorgeous. sunshine, jacket instead of coat, the whole shebang. I even saw a bee crawling around on the ground, rubbing sleep out of her compound eyes and bein' all "dude, what's the deal? i feel like i just fell asleep". Side note, i bet you can use bee eye crusties to make some sort of delicious food -ew, but probably true.

But the best part of yesterday was the finding of something awesome that may be mine soon. I go up to my laboratory (pronounced the dexter way, mos def) and out in the lobby, possibly left up for grabs was a giant fossilized whale fin. How freaking cool would that be to have? The thing's gotta be four feet long, not to mention massive, so i think i would have to just lean up against a wall or something. Now, i could go into how it would totally mesh with my design motif of mainly bones and "found" art, but i think the piece speaks for itself, a fossilized whale fin. holy smokes, i think i got a tent pole just thinkin' about it. Man, if i were just a bit more certain it was being left out there for someone to take, i'd be on my cellphone in a minute, all "bitches! i'm in corson-mudd, get me a station wagon, pronto!" cuz everybody knows i roll with like a team of badass ladies what do my bidding and cruise the streets in station wagons.